Fuck being cremated, I want to be buried in my 1969 Camaro.
— Will Pardi.Just because she has a ring doesn’t mean there is a force field that goes bzzt, you don’t have to pass some authentication to go in.
— Will PardiSo I am going to borrow your rope when I go do multiple people.
— DanAll right, I guess you’re going to blackmail me now, so how much sex do you want?
— Chris McCoyI’m never bringing another knife in a popcorn box again.
— Chris McCoySeriously, if you cut your hand on that, and there’s blood anywhere, I’m not calling an ambulance.
— Chris McCoyWhy do you come back from lunch every day smelling like wings and sadness?
— Chris McCoyWe have to start a fund to buy Nikko some ghetto clothes.
— Will PardiCan I ask how we went from Nikko getting robbed to condoms?
— Will PardiFirst of all, it’s funfetti, not confetti. Confetti is paper, you don’t put paper in pancakes!
— Ken McGrady