February 2012
1 post
eating poptarts
< lauren> how is it possible that me not having done something STILL surprises you
< sstrickl> I'm not talking about watching soccer here
< sstrickl> I'm talking about eating a integral piece of Americana
June 2011
2 posts
“Fuck being cremated, I want to be buried in my 1969 Camaro.”
– Will Pardi.
“Just because she has a ring doesn’t mean there is a force field that goes...”
– Will Pardi
April 2011
2 posts
2 tags
Trollop
Me: Is there a dude version of this?
Chris: No, it's just called being a man.
Student: I have a question about the paper-
Very old professor: 10 pages, 100 pages, I don't give a rat's ass.
March 2011
12 posts
1 tag
“So I am going to borrow your rope when I go do multiple people.”
– Dan
1 tag
“All right, I guess you’re going to blackmail me now, so how much sex do...”
– Chris McCoy
1 tag
“I’m never bringing another knife in a popcorn box again.”
– Chris McCoy
1 tag
“Seriously, if you cut your hand on that, and there’s blood anywhere,...”
– Chris McCoy
1 tag
Free Food
Professor: You spent a lot of time having business lunches, business breakfasts, business dinners-
Student: Why did [social networking] replace those though? They're awesome!
1 tag
“Why do you come back from lunch every day smelling like wings and sadness?”
– Chris McCoy
2 tags
Lauren: Did you bring any food?
Greg: No
Lauren: GET OUT
2 tags
what
Roderic: I'm going to San Francisco.
Lauren: Can I come?
Roderic: If you pay for tickets and stuff.
Lauren: How about if you pay for tickets instead?
Roderic: Because I'm black.
1 tag
“We have to start a fund to buy Nikko some ghetto clothes.”
– Will Pardi
1 tag
“Can I ask how we went from Nikko getting robbed to condoms?”
– Will Pardi
1 tag
“First of all, it’s funfetti, not confetti. Confetti is paper, you...”
– Ken McGrady
1 tag
“All I talk about is guns. If it’s not guns, it’s shooting people. If...”
– Will Pardi
February 2011
5 posts
2 tags
Lauren Siegert: You can't hit girls!
Ken McGrady: You wanted equality, you got it!
1 tag
“Everything’s broken about my life right now.”
– Chris McCoy
1 tag
“You can get porn when you look up tentacles, that doesn’t mean it’s...”
– Lauren Siegert
1 tag
“Punters? You think Punters has a website? Last year they didn’t even have...”
– Chris McCoy
1 tag
“Have you ever played nut to butt?”
– Will Pardi
January 2011
19 posts
“I will give you a SHA1 hash of my asshole!”
– Chris McCoy
1 tag
“Let me give you a speech about goals in life, because chocolate milk takes you...”
– Greg Kerr
2 tags
“There’s bamboo in my ass!”
– Chris McCoy
1 tag
“That’s when you know a game is really embarrassing- when you lie and say...”
– Nikko Patten
1 tag
“We should just make the crew room be prison rules.”
– Will Pardi
1 tag
“Just because you went to a desert and shot people doesn’t mean...”
– Nikko Patten
1 tag
“Sixteen and eighteen isn’t jail time…. are you playing footsie with...”
– Will Pardi
1 tag
“You can actually grow pretty big tits as a guy if you do enough roids.”
– Greg Kerr
1 tag
“I just want to have a job where I can have a computer and a gun at the same...”
– Will Pardi
1 tag
“I believe we have beaver here too.”
– Will Pardi
“You say that every time someone texts you, you just assume it’s a sext.”
– Devin
John: Why would you break the floor?
Harry: My intelligence is 8.
2 tags
“I have half the black guys in CCIS here.”
– Thang Nguyen
2 tags
“If you had posted this on Craigslist this morning, you would have had a date by...”
– Rob fucking Noack
“pdfs are important to me”
– Lauren Siegert
1 tag
“It made me realize there’s no such thing as escorts, only hookers.”
– Rob Noack
1 tag
“You’re the first person to say ‘you’re a nice person for...”
– Chris McCoy
2 tags
“The problem isn’t that this doesn’t make sense, all this makes sense. The...”
– Rob Noack
1 tag
“Stop buying food from Amazon, that’s how you die.”
– Chris McCoy
December 2010
3 posts
1 tag
“This purse, must be csims’s becuse she’s the only.. only…...”
– Chris McCoy
“Who left a pie on the couch?”
– Chris Souvey
1 tag
“SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN”
– Chris McCoy
November 2010
13 posts
1 tag
“You can just slurp in sexprs …. some bodily function to get them out.”
– Roderic Morris
“I thought you meant the drug PHP- oh, that’s PCP, isn’t it.”
“…and there are printers. I don’t know what kind of programs they...”
– Some chick talking to some dude.
1 tag
“Did you say there’s a slave by his feet?”
– Chris McCoy
3 tags
“It sounds like a rape novel.”
– Thang Nguyen